February 2012
“It’s just that I don’t want to be somebody’s crush. If somebody likes me, I want...”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via savasana)
George's Hamburg-era hair appreciation
"If you were my girlfriend..." finish it in my... →
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
You are crying and the person who actually made... →
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
herroyalnerdness:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
“It’s so typical, men want all the perks of being female, but none of the...”
– Haunted (Chuck Palahniuk)
“Parents are like God because you wanna know they’re out there, and you want them...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via adequote)
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
mychemical-sevenfold:
or nice, anon or not. do it, make my night
have at it, I’m so bored.
mrtsunami asked: unf
dysaniapower asked: unf
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
